Glee: Season 2

Highlights From Season 2

• Me Against The Music - Brittany and Santana's anesthesia-induced dream
• John Stamos as Emma's dreamy dentist boyfriend
• "It's a Britney Spears sex riot" - while Mr Schue and the Glee club perform Toxic
• Grilled Cheesus
• I Want To Hold Your Hand - Kurt's emotional song to his father
• One Of Us
• Kurt's Victor/Victoria performance
• The Rocky Horror Glee Show
• Sam's abs
• Mr Schue rehearsing Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch Me with Emma
• Kurt meeting Blaine at Dalton Academy
• Start Me Up/Livin' On A Prayer - the girls' mashup
• Gwyneth Paltrow as Mr Schue's sub (and brief romantic interest), Holly Holliday
• Mercedes' tater tots protest
• Mr Schue imaging the Glee kids as toddlers in a fever dream
• Burt and Carol's wedding
• Sue's tracksuit wedding dress
• I Need You Now - Rachel and Puck's duet
• The Cheerios cannon aka Sue's "sueclear weapon"
• The Thriller/Heads Will Roll halftime show
• Lauren's smackdown of Santana
• Sam's Justin Bieber Experience
• Lauren imaging everyone in their underwear for her first Glee song
• Rachel's party in her dads' Oscar viewing party room
• Mr Schue and Coach Beiste at Rosalita's Roadhouse
• Do You Wanna Touch Me - performed by Holly Holliday while trying  to educate the kids about sex
• Will and Holly's Kiss tango
• The emotionally-charged Landslide by Holly, Santana and Brittany
• Holly performing Turning Tables at the "Night of Neglect" benefit concert - simply breathtaking
• The I Feel Pretty/Unpretty mashup - by Rachel when she's considering getting a nose job
• "The only straight I am is straight up bitch" - Santana
• The entire Rumours episode, with incredible performances of songs from the Fleetwood Mac album
• Kurt's redemption at prom
• I Love New York/New York New York set against the backdrop of NYC

5 of Sue's Best Quotes

[To Coach Beiste]: First of all, a female football coach, is like a male nurse - sin against nature. Number two, I'm sure you're used to Hillbilly parents yelping adulation at you as they attempt to impregnate the tailpipes of various off-road vehicles, but you're in my house now, Beiste. No one comes into my house and steals from me.

[To Santana]: Oh, and Boobs McGee? You're demoted to the bottom of the pyramid, so when it collapses, your exploding sand bags will protect the squad from injury. Now take your juicy, vine-ripened chest fruit and get the hell out of my office.

[To Will]: I'm gonna sue the pants off of you, Will. I'm going to take your house, your car, your extensive collection of vests ─ I mean, seriously, you wear more vests than the cast of "Blossom."

Dear Journal, I am in crisis. Not even the can’t-lose combination of boobs and fire can get me going anymore. Is it the raccoon hormones my new doctor gave me? Maybe.

[To Kurt]:  Lady, if this kid lays a finger on you, I will expel him faster than a Thai take-out place can read back your order