Glee: Season 3

Highlights From Season 3

• After the food fight in the cafeteria:
    Brittany:  "I have pepperoni in my bra."
    Santana:  "Those are your nipples."
• Will's Superman lunchbox
• Mike Chang's West Side Story audition
• Brittany thinking the Irish exchange student is a leprechaun
• Blaine's bow ties
• Scandals
• The Hit Me With Your Best Shot / One Way Or Another mashup during the dodge ball game
• The boys' Hall and Oates looks for the mash-off
• Rumour Has It / Someone Like You
• Finn's acoustic version of Girls Just Want To Have Fun
• Coach Beiste's rendition of Jolene
• Constant Craving - Santana (she really had the best solos on the show!)
• Sam's construction worker stripper routine
• I Will Survive / Survivor
• Nene Leakes as swim coach Roz Washington
• Becky's inner monologue
• Moves Like Jagger / Jumpin' Jack Flash
• Will's proposal to Emma - We Found Love In A Hopeless Place and the synchronized swimming routine
• Bad - The New Directions vs The Warblers
• Santana and Sebastian's Smooth Criminal duet
• Ricky Martin as the Spanish teacher
• Ricky's Spanish version of Sexy And I Know It (Kurt: "Dear God. Please. Yes.")
• Ricky Martin and Santana's sizzling Spanish performance of La Isla Bonita
• Sam's Bamboleo / Hero serenade
• Valentine's Day
• Stronger at Regionals
• Matt Bomer as Blaine's actor brother
• Blaine's flashback to when he and his brother were kids
• Hungry Like The Wolf / Rio
• Sue's Plexiglas Saturday Night Fever dance floor
• If I Can't Have You by Santana (in a disco-inspired jumpsuit)
• Unique performing My Boogie Shoes in Sue's silver platform heels
• Whitney Week - particularly I Wanna Dance With Somebody and It's Not Right, But It's Okay
• Cell Block Tango
• "John Goodman, Black Sue and Original Recipe Sue"
• Love You Like A Love Song - Santana at prom
• Becky and Puck playing strip poker at the anti-prom in the hotel room
• Rachel and Finn's prom dance as king and queen
• Tina's upside down world after falling and hitting her head
• Nationals - especially Unique's performance of Starships
• Graduation - particularly I'll Remember and Glory Days

    5 of Sue's Best Quotes

[To Artie]:  Sue: So why don't you tell her the truth so she can move on and maybe date someone who doesn't sound like one of those weird puppets they bring around to the grade schools to teach kids about sexual predators? And for God's sake, can you maybe go one day without the driving gloves? It's a wheelchair, Artie, not a Porsche.

Now, it has come to my attention that I have been a tad harsh with some of you. I thought I was being kind. For instance, I said absolutely nothing about the implausible sexual tension between Mercedes and the Kentucky Fried Stripper.

[To Beiste, Will and Emma]: Well hello, She-Hulk, Weepy the vest clown, and Little Miss Golden marmoset. It's a Brazilian monkey, and seriously, it's your spittin' image. I'm gonna send you a photo. Are you still "a freakish bony ginger @gmail?"

[To her journal]:  Why would someone assume I'm a friend of Ellen just because I'm mannish and highly aggressive and have short hair and I only wear track suits and I coach a girl's sport and I married myself?

[To Puck dressed as a woman]:  Puckerman I respect your commitment to winning, but without a doubt you are the ugliest woman I have ever seen. For a second there I thought you were Beiste's sister.