Glee: Season 4

Highlights From Season 4

• Kate Hudson as Cassandra July
• Brody Weston
• Brittany to Unique as she enters the choir room:  “Great haircut, Mercedes – I thought you graduated.”
• Cassie’s Americano/Dance Again performance
• The introduction of Puck’s half-brother Jake
• The acoustic version of 3 in Britney 2.0 week
• Rachel’s sexy version of Oops…I Did It Again with Brody
• Brittany’s crayon drawing on her Math test
• Sarah Jessica Parker
• A Change Would Do You Good – Rachel and Brody
• The creation of Blam – Blaine + Sam – when Blaine runs for Student Body President with Sam as his VP
• Don’t Speak in The Break Up episode
• Mine – Santana to Brittany
• (Blow Me) One Last Kiss – Unique and Marley’s audition for Grease
• The Hand Jive audition
• Greased Lightning in the tyre shop
• Superhero Week
• Ryder and Jake as the superheroes fighting for Marley’s affection
• Holding Out For A Hero – Marley and Kitty
• Home/Homeward Bound – when the OG Glee club reunites for Thanksgiving (sans Rachel and Kurt)
• Shangela showing up at the Thanksgiving party in Brooklyn
• Sarah Jessica Parker’s Anamatronic phone call to Kurt as she exits the Montrose Avenue subway stop
• Glee, Actually
• Adam
• Tell Him – Marley and the Glee girls
• Broga (yoga for bros)
• The guys getting ready for  the McKinley calendar shoot
• Tina’s description of Blaine’s butt: “Blaine has an awesome body and a perky and delicious behind that looks like it got back to perfection by some sort of master chef.”
• The fashion show in Diva week
• Blaine as Freddie Mercury
• Becky as the flower girl at Will and Emma’s wedding
• Just Can’t Get Enough – Blaine and Kurt
• Blaine’s Moulin Rouge-themed ode to his and Kurt’s relationship
• Artie and Finn pretending to be gingers
• The boys’ Top Gun/Risky Business mashup
• Sue and Blaine’s feud
• Dress You Up/The Bitch Is Back
• Cold-Hearted Snake – Santana
• Backstreet Boys vs NSYNC
• Sue Sylvester as Nicki Minaj
• Sam’s pasta art
• Sam and Blaine’s Wham! Performance
• Kurt’s boyfriend arm, Bruce
• The Spice Girls
• Sue’s aerobics class
• Sam’s Chapstick supply in his locker
• Regionals

5 of Sue's Best Quotes

[To her journal]:  Dear Journal, it's Christmas again. That time of the year when parents aren't arrested for forcing their children to sit on an old man's weirdly hot lap. That magical season when five seemingly separate storylines are cleverly sandwiched between commercial breaks and then tied together at the end like a beautiful bow. Like that movie Love, Actually, which I don't think anyone really cares for, and yet it's constantly on cable.

[To Santana]:  What is with you glee club ex-pats? Don't you have jobs. You have to have some source of income so you can pay the staff of scientists who service your teleporters that you all clearly on since you're constantly showing up here.

[To Blaine]:  Cheerios! Regionals is fast approaching, and I need a shiny, sexually non-threatening gay to hoist up some of the most gorgeous girls in America over his head, have a bird's-eye view of their baby oven, and not be even remotely interested. And that would be you.

My Penthouse centerfold, so groundbreaking that it completely redefined the term ‘hirsute’ and gave birth unto these United States a pose so limber they named it the Regal American Not-So-Bald Spread Eagle.

We've become somewhat of a progressive bubble here at McKinley High, and I think that's due to the fact that the Glee club is being run by a strange, weepy man-child who has lotion in his hair, but no adult friends.