Glee: Season 5

Highlights From Season 5

  • Blaine's OTT proposal to Kurt
  • "My Beckretary" - Becky as Sue's new secretary
  • Santana's yeast infection commercial: "I like yeast in my bagel, not in my muffin."
  • Sam's impression of Denzel Washington.
  • Here Comes The Sun - Santana and Demi Lovato
  • Hey Jude
  • The Quarterback episode - a tribute to Finn
  • Adam Lambert as Elliot "Starchild" Gilbert
  • Marry the Night - Elliot's audition for Kurt's band, Pamela Lansbury
  • Applause
  • Roar 
  • Blaine's twerking
  • Marley's performance of Wrecking Ball after finding out that Jake cheated on her
  • If I Were A Boy - Unique
  • Kurt's redone tattoo - "I Got Bette Midler"
  • Sam's photoshoot for House of Bichette
  • Pamela Lansbury's performance of Into The Groove at Callback's
  • The puppets in Blaine's hallucinations
  • Nasty/Rhythm Nation and the recreation of Janet Jackson's incredible video
  • The unaired Christmas episode
  • I Believe In A Thing Called Love - Elliot and Kurt's performance in the music store
  • Every Breath You Take - Rachel and Santana
  • The Breakfast Club-esque lock-in (and Sam in a Cheerios uniform)
  • Gloria at the Spotlight Diner
  • Hold On
  • Throat Explosion at Nationals
  • The 100th episode (though I could have done without another performance of Defying Gravity)
  • The return of Holly Holliday and her performance of Happy
  • Sue and Holly's Amazing Race audition tape
  • Tina's "Chums" sitcom fantasy
  • Party All The Time - Holly Holliday in a silver disco-inspired outfit
  • Just Give Me A Reason - Quinn and Puck's duet
  • The Glee Club's tribute to Mr Schue
  • Same and Blaine's duet in Times Square
  • Same's NYC haircut and his Bubble "booty-enhancing" underwear campaign
  • Kurt's mid-winter exam at NYADA
  • Blaine's "freshman 15" (and the scene in which he stuffs a cronut into his mouth)
  • Sue's description of NYC: "It's shaped like a dong and smells like hot pee."
  • Sue and Will's NYC duet inside an imaginary snow globe
  • Rachel's post-opening night celebration at the gay club
  • The Story Of My Life - Blaine and Kurt
  • Take A Piece Of My Heart - Blaine and wealthy socialite June Dolloway (played by Shirley MacLaine)
  • Rachel being dragged four blocks by the dogs she was posing with
  • Kurt as Peter Pan
  • Sam's Treasure Trailz audition
  • The big season finale number - Bastille's Pompeii

5 of Sue's Best Quotes

"I want you to pull something so psychotic that they can’t help but start crying when they think about it in the middle of the inevitable Journey song they’ll sing to win at Nationals after deciding on it at the very last minute."

"And the winner of the tacky plastic angel made in the Philippines by a 12-year-old child slave is...bah, humbug... the glee club."

[To Will]: "After the unpleasantness of our last encounter, I decided to do some deep background to investigate your claims, and conducted in an intensive Wikipedia search that took all of 25 seconds."

[To Tina and Artie]: "Let this stand as a warning to you both. If, during the middle of your speeches, you decide to abandon your prepared text in favour of a musical number because the emotions you are feeling are just so complex they can only be expressed in song, I promise you I will dedicate my life to making sure that every beverage you drink until the day you die will have just a tiny little bit of my pee in it."

[To Will]: "One Million Moms, although in actuality there aren’t a million of them, there’s really only 100,000. But each and every one of them is an uptight bitch."



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